1. Ryan Seacrest
Source: Viralscape / Glenn Francis
Rumor has it that the host maintains his good looks by draining the life out of Brian Dunkleman.
Okay, the above sentence is not true, but wow. Puberty can be hard to a lot of people, but in Ryan Seacrest’s case, it seems that puberty came in the form of a golden god with a chalice containing the essence of handsome, which we imagine is a liquid that smells of cinnamon and is not unlike the color of spray tan.
Seacrest graduated from Dunwoody High School in 1992, after which he went from looking like a kid on TV who would get his head shoved in a toilet to a man who hosts Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest.
Yes, that is, in fact, the full, official title.